Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SHE'S MAKING GOOD PROGRESS--
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T?
WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS DROP BY DROP; ARE YOU WITH ME?
TURNED HER INTO A HIGHLY TRAINED
HOLD ON, COTTON. I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS...
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
THOSE PARENTING CLASSES ARE STARTING TO PAY OFF.
( veterans booing )
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
HAD MY WHOLE UNIT PINNED DOWN.
I JUST TALKED TO RAMSEY.
COME ON!
THEY'RE LETTING YOU IN THERE?
I SAID THAT "FRAUD" USED TO BE SIX-FOOT-FOUR.
Cotton: I FOUND IT!
IN A LIFE RAFT BY TRAPPING RAINWATER
MEET THE GREATEST COLLECTION OF SOLDIERS
( veterans cheering )
WELL, HELLO TO YOU, TOO, YOU FLY-SWATTING LOSER.
I HAD TO LET HIM LIVE SO I COULD EAT HIS DROPPINGS.
YOU WOULDN'T LAST A DAY IN A JAPANESE P.O.W. CAMP.
OH! GREAT SET. YOU SHOWED THAT RUBBER BAND WHO WAS BOSS.
IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
YOU DON'T DESERVE TO WALK AGAIN.
MAY 2, '45, DURING THE BATTLE FOR OKINAWA
YOU WERE NEVER ON OKINAWA.
WITH A 50-POUND ICE-CREAM MAKER STRAPPED TO MY BACK
Oh shoot
WHY DON'T YOU HELP YOURSELF?
AND THAT'S PRETTY HEROIC TO ME
WELL, I CAN'T GET TO HIM. CRAWL, DAMN IT, CRAWL.
I CLIMBED THE CLIFFS OF NORMANDY
MORE THAN YOU EVER HATED ANYONE IN YOUR LIFE?
TOJO HAD ME COOPED UP IN A BAMBOO RAT CAGE.
Bobby: LOOK, DAD!
IT WAS ALL LIES.
( horn honking )