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glitch is just the tip of the shit-storm.
I'm glad you two decided to have a bro down
That's the cold, hard truth.
like we did with the founders video.
This is incredible!
I want you to tell me everything that you know about A.W.E.
Thus proving my point: users first, optimization second.
Trevor, please don't be weird right now.
I told you not to launch because I care,
I got offered a job. In Seattle. Running my own team.
Drop your cocks and grab your socks, ladies!
I don't need some knockoff Dell
Don't ask questions you won't like the answer to.
and they listen to polka. Untrustable.
You don't have anyone to handle customers once you...
I need someone who can do it all,
Lotta douchey C.E.O.s with idea napkins out there.
It's a golden opportunity, but if I wait around
on his long, long spiral towards irrelevance.
Doesn't matter if it's "W.W.F." or "B.I.G."
Take it.
BRB is about to blow and I'm
And I sure as shit won't have any fun.
(announcer speaking indistinctly)
So, I hired a marketing manager
I think these Russian motherfuckers
I saw Hendrix play Berkeley and had a three-way with Twiggy.
♪ Whoa, I know...
Why would you do that?
If you dorks are gonna dry hump
Even real wrestling isn't real, scrote.
Look, you want an ad campaign,
(crowd cheering)