Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He prefers for people to focus on his charity work,

I've never seen a Chinese Santa.

He must know physics to build a flying sleigh.

Who wants to see Panny dance?

Now, this binder contains equations that support the math

You're not coming back, are you?

you really shouldn't try to improve on it.

Never knew this.

because it is nothing.

You must promise never to tell anyone about me,

They all work for me.

Because it's Christmas morning,

Just tell whoever's playing Santa

Everybody's on board with a fat man flying around the world,

Agree to disagree.

Women don't need those because it is understood.

What's going on?

yet small enough to fit down a chimney?

However, a new state law was just passed

which he brought in last night.

And some cocaine.

called "Kathy's rule,"

That's why I could never enjoy nursery rhymes,

Is that a prosthetic nose?