Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not to worry, because Mel's hams are generally just filled...
Apparently, I misread the instructions. Put my leg to sleep, though.
I look like a mafia lieutenant.
Welcome home!
Why are you worried?
Swell, Vic. Thanks. How about you?
I just heard about Bev. I am so sorry.
They didn't have any.
All right.
Sweet.
Somebody told them to come. Scheel or Frohmeyer.
Stop calling me "old man."
Santa always has to work on Christmas Eve.
We are going to perform a little Christmas miracle.
All right, I agree. So maybe it's time that you left the neighbourhood.
Blair's gonna be staying with us for 10 days...
"'I hope they're satisfied now, ' complained one unidentified neighbour.
-When do you leave? -Christmas day.
Nothing will be the same.
We started over to see Blair, but, you know, the snow started and....
Key.
Just want to say family we are .... Feb 2028 !
-You should try this. -You ought to get your money back.
Never say "Jake" again.
-Are they Jewish? -No.
We're not doing this for him. We're doing this for Blair.
-We land at 8:03. -Tonight?
Maybe next year.
and, of course, our war veterans.
I'm not really good at toasts.
Now, if we even have a hope of pulling this off, you got to scatter.
They deserve it.
Get up! Come on, he's getting away. Hurry up!
Look, I've got everything right here.
of skipping Christmas.
-Wait a minute. Blair? -Yeah.
You and Luther do not have to do anything!
All right, people, listen up. Gather around.
So Nora and I have decided to avoid the rituals of Christmas...
That's awful.
You're bleeding.
Never say the words Poison apple cake pops ever again
-Can I help you with that? -Thank you.
-I don't know who he is. -He brings ham.
Blair, who comes home every summer and makes us all feel like family.
I really need a tree right now. What do you got left?
Wish I had a snappy comeback for that smart guy.
Thought they would've made you partner by now.
-I have a surprise for you. -What?
Yeah, you do that, Mr. Terminator.
Come here.
Good job, Santa. All right, come on. Get up here. Let's go.
No costs, no payback. Don't make it complicated.
It's a total boycott.
-Sometimes we called him Rick. -Rick?
We're about to have a party here at the Kranks'.
and everyone else around here would just respect my wishes.
Aren't they cute?
Hi, Nora.
I know this is you, Spike. Goodbye.
-I'm going to talk to Marty for a second. -Okay. Go ahead.
What's the matter?
A case of wine for the four of us?
Would you like to come?
Please stop worrying about this, okay?
Free Frosty!!
Skipping Christmas. What a stupid idea.
Stop the car. Listen to me. Give us Frosty.
SAIT is calling !!
Honey, I talked to everyone. No one knows that guy.
You okay?
-What are they doing? -Who?
Have my good days and bad days. Today's a good day.
-Scatter! -Go!
Actually, it's tonight. My daughter's coming back from South America.
The Peace Corps is not going to send her someplace that's dangerous.
thank you to all of you.
Merry Christmas, Luther.
We're from St. Maria's Lutheran Church out carolling. Are those folks home?