Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Kids, I never wouldn't met your mother without a little luck
Where'd you go?
You know, you guys should come join me and my friends.
Oh, no, no. Oh, no.
have board game night.
who was wounded at the Battle of Antietam,
Marshall?
What do you mean, so?
- The lighting makes it... - Uh, I'm Ted.
I don't want some Confederate general ghost teaching them his racism.
so if you say you saw a ghost...
We're gonna raise our kids here.
Robin and I saw a ghost
What do you think that means?
It's something that we're going to have to learn to live with.
It was the kind of thing you didn't notice until you noticed it.
I'm married.
How do you know she's from a different area code?
- Which one do you want more? - Either one.
Suit's made of green.
St. Patrick's Day tradition.
Open your brain tank, brah,
I love this place.
Board game night.
You... you kissed a married woman. Do you know how offensive that is to me?
Ashlee with two "e"s.
What's it gonna cost us to get in, $20?
You know, Ashlee, I'm sorry.
philosophical wormhole.
Five points.
We just got the keys to our new apartment,
Wrists.
It's like you don't even listen to me.
second bottle of champagne gets you a complimentary ounce of caviar.
No tomorrow, huh?
Free Hungry Hungry Hippos.