Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

First skipped message: I don't see no ring on this finger.
The apartment is crooked.
It wasn't as bad as it sounds.
And it's a good thing I didn't,
Welcome to your dream home, my lady.
According to the bartender, I'm the guy
Heck, I don't think I liked me.
You know why it's lucky?
Well, then I want Mary.
we discovered something about the apartment.
Hey, what can I get you guys?
Architecturally speaking, fixing that's going to be...
Who wants to kiss The Barney Stone?
Hey.
we're not doing St. Patty's Day this year.
Come on. Let's...
I've never seen this man in my life.
But I am starting to think there is some serious
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Are you hearing that? That's the universe.
Barney, where are you?
Uh, a sheet with two holes in it.
...your whole world is off balance...
I am just saying we have to think of the right angle.
There's three rules of cheating:
Next thing I know the police show up, they arrest the other guy,
We're gonna have to nail down all our furniture.
Last time that happened.
Oh, okay. Uh, what's our problem?
It's like the laws of the universe are working in reverse.
How are you? Yeah, I haven't talked to you forever.