Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hold on just a sec here, people.

how can you expect to know where $1.4 trillion of taxpayer monies go?

I'm director of communications.

[Male Reporter] Did Governor Clinton use a condom?

George Stephanopoulos.

[Carville] Okay.

It's the clip economy, stupid, ok?

He's said that he went.

Every time somebody farts the word draft, it's on the front page of the paper.

No, but somebody said, if you look at the translation...

He told me to just deny it.

Yes, he went to Moscow. He used to brag about it in speeches when he ran for office.

- [Ohio Delegate] Madam Sec Madam Secretary - We want Bill! We want Bill!

and you'll all be eating crow, because that's how the American voters look at this.

Well, I got news for ya: Not so fast.

- It's all politics. - And you're convinced it won't work again?

and they'd drive 20 miles in a horse and buggy and cancel each other's vote.

- [All Laughing] - And don't forget health care.

See if we can find a story in the catalog with a young person.

- Hey. - [Woman On Phone] Hey.

- Got it? - Hello? Hi. How are you?

♪ The people's choice ♪

It's another date certain. Another debate that goes by.

♪ If you wake up and don't want to smile ♪

[Man] Gennifer.

Why can't we talk about the lowest economic growth in the last 50 years?

[All] One more day! One more day!

A lot more. A lot more.

- Okay. - And it gets you backstage with the governor.

[Woman] This time don't read his lips. Read the record. Yeah.

- ♪ Somethin' to talk about ♪ - ♪ A little mystery to figure out ♪

♪ Vote, baby, vote ♪

[Cheering, Applause]

This aired, and one of our people saw it two weeks ago and made the tape down there.

[Staff Laughing]

♪ My bandwagon swingin' ♪

you know, I had a good time.

- Foreign. - Yeah.

Stay focused. Talk about the things that'll matter to people.

[Stephanopoulos Exhales]

- Wait, wait, wait. Georgia, fine. - Georgia's good.

in the history of the United States if I get elected.

And if everybody in the state of New Hampshire met him...

But in terms of scripts tonight, we're gonna test alternatives

We have a rough trans It's just everything you want.

Campaign hard money. Can we send someone to look and see...

- Just tell him what to - Hey. I just talked to the Today show.

that a sea of the same kind of sign across the hall.

[Mandy] A big, you know, block of a fact sign.

Um, on the creative chicken side...

- I am grateful to each and every one of you. - Are we in favor of assisted suicide?

But you know, just say what

or are you nothing or do you want to just, like, cry or what?

[Carville] Um, we'll, uh

and then we have rectangular white-on-blue signs.

Did they ever call you back and say what the Bush reaction was?

which is very important.

- Right, but it could be - And where they came was Rio.

hearing one of these carping little liberal Democrats...

He said, That's what worries me. Clinton said the economic policy.

- All we can do is check - [Laughing]

♪ His campaign slogan is ♪

[Man] Be careful.

[Man] They have no effect on your campaign?

Good afternoon.

- Whoo! - Let's go!

You know, George Bush mentioned the draft one time.

Was it the Democratic Party or was it the Republican Party, Ms. Flowers?

But, you know, sometimes Look, I know plenty of times

- [Applause] - Okay?

- [Chattering] - [Man] Okay.

So what do Republicans do?

[Host] Is there a little Do you date during the campaign?

And every time that we get a Democrat that we can believe in...

[Carville] Oh, this is too good. This is too good.

Dead even in Florida. You know, it's just unbelievable.

- Oh, you got it. - [Whistles]

In fact, it is likely that they've done this through their maybe it was a media firm...

- New York is pro-choice! - Aristide, the people's choice!

[Chorus] ♪ Ladies and gentlemen ♪

♪ You'll see things in a different way ♪

[Carville] Are you kidding me?

someone mobilizing demonstrations in a foreign country...

This morning Perot was on CBS Morning News...

was supplied with four million dollars in August.

and I think that the governor is gonna fulfill his promise and change America...

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Third, which is the real take-home point...

You're gonna get the kind of four different positions on civil rights that you get from 'em.

[Scattered Laughter]

but always winning campaign staff.

- No, no, we had the whole thing. - Hi, Mama.

of this goddamn double standard...

And it is completely bullshit.

And I'm happy for all of y'all.

That's nice. That's real nice.

That's the refrain for the last three weeks.

if you can't tell 250 staff members?

[Shrieking Laughter]

No. I can't. I haven't heard 'em.

And look at what she and Kelly and all the others in State said...

[TV Continues, Indistinct]

[Stephanopoulos] Read my lips. No. Read the record.

Yes? I don't hear anything.

And you people showed that you could be trusted.

- You know where we got this? - Yeah.

[Stephanopoulos] '64, James.

were counting on Perot to help them, especially in the South.

you can look in your computer and we can know everything.

and that was perceived to be a help to the Democratic candidate.

- [Stephanopoulos Laughing] - [Laughing, Scoffs]

[Woman Over P.A.] Ohio.

You've been part of something special in my life.

Obviously we're doing something right.

Oh, my God, that is