Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, this is ridiculous. If I'm going to be paying

And Rachel has no idea any of this is going on. Yikes.

So we decided to reveal our guilty pleasures.

♪ What the hell am I doing here? ♪

Maybe a mascara mustache for Lady Hummel,

- those tiny little Wham! Sh... - Shh.

but it will not be Chris.

For selling your body?

That's so sweet.

♪ Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo ♪

Tonight's guest is McKinley High's biggest bitch,

No, no, no, you can't-you can't say that in a locker room.

Oh, come on, guys. Regionals is only a few weeks away.

talking the talk; But now I need you

and think outside the box. Good afternoon, Jake.

just, like, shooting the crap

We must do the Spice Girls. It has to be done!

♪ My precious time

We only hope you can see us for who we really are.

what just happened. It's so horrible,

of people making fun of him.

I like his music, and I feel guilty about it.

Why won't you talk to me?

♪ Whatever makes you happy

I'm going to be needing a third of the shelf space.

Come on. Hug it out.

I will follow you. No, go away.

What if I broke that pact, huh?

♪ They can dance, we'll stay at home instead ♪

♪ It must come to an end

♪ Fondue for Two! ♪

was a drug dealer... He's not a drug dealer.

Are those macaroni portraits?

So, what, this is...

Okay, keep it down. People are staring.

♪ Turn around and see me cry

Maybe that's why nobody wants to work with you.

We love the Barry!

♪ You're the only one

in that kind of thing, I think we'd make

One, Rachel's beautiful.

Can I be Blair, and we can do a duet?

struggling, and I just want to help.

Hey, I mean, it's probably safer

you're a bitch, and those are my products, okay?

Thank you for sharing this with me.

Excuse you? I think that it's really racist

Seeing you around is really gonna suck.

♪ It's my prerogative ♪

♪ Why don't they just

♪ What the hell am I doing here? ♪

Everyone hates you.

I'm out of here.

tattooed on his neck; the dude is psychopath. I know, listen,

and you really were trying

Okay, you're lying.

Okay, guilty pleasure.

I am an android.