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Hey, Babalugats! We got a bet here.
...why don't you put some money where your mouth is and not no measly buck!
...three...
Creating a change ticket here boss
Borrowing.
Come on in there, Wicker Man.
Well, Drag, I may have to.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building.
I'm damned if you're going to put your dirt in my yard.
You can't do that!
Communication confusion
I just never gave John...
What was that?
Koko, get some paper.
I'll get some aspirin.
Somebody ought to stop this thing.
Well, we going to give you a chance to think about it.
Ready?
You know it, kid.
Ain't you scared of dying?
He's all beat up. He don't know what he's sayin'.
And the big ace gets...slop in the face.
Get yourself a sweet Madonna...
You best forget about it, Luke.
Your running days are over forever, boy.
All right, pass right. Here we go.
When he thinks he's got room for dessert But he clearly hasn't
...the bitch just don't recognize the pups no more, so...
Here, Captain.
Drag, it’s gonna be one hot mother today.
Taking it off here boss
...and chewed up municipal property and the like.
Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box.
Where are you now?
I believe I still owe you thirty.
Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box.
Aren't you going to take those stripes off your pants?
I stole and I told lies.
What have you got, another one of them dirty books?
...you're going to have to shape up fast and hard for this gang.
Go get him.
In them old cotton fields back home.
Yeah, well, it ain't no worse than some I been called.
That's Godfrey.
Slow down a little.
I know you've got five dollars pocket money.
Well, the man wants speed, let's just give it to him.
Nothing. Made nothing, had nothing.
...my burden shares?
It seemed a nice round number.
Come on! You're welcome to it, Old Timer.
When he thinks he's got room dessert But you're wondering when he's due
Did he have his eyes open or closed?
Did you see how she was just about popping out of the top of that dress?
Hey, Koko, who's sending me magazines?
And you call the rest of us Boss, you hear?
I'm shaking it, Boss.
Shut up and let him eat.
Sure, why not?
Out Today Shout if needed
If you be so kind to let me cut off your Yankee head, he'll even eat that.
What we've got here is...
If he eats an egg a minute, he's got ten minutes left to swallow them.
Nothing. Everything's cool as can be.
You better get in there and get it out, boy.
What’s your dirt doing in his ditch?
-Wipin' it off here, Boss. -Wipe it off.
You just keep shaking that bush so we know you're there.
Hey, any of you guys from Connecticut?
Got a Lucas Jackson.
I’m shaking the bush Dad!
I'll be back at it in the morning. Just need a little nap.
Snake in the grass here, Boss!
Dear Boys: Playing it cool.
No more than five, for a cold drink.
Talk about drowning.
And the opening got wider...
Hey, I just got five bucks from a rodeo outfit.
Wish you’d stop bein’ so good to me Cap’n
I was wondering how come a nice, clean-cut young fellow like you...