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I'm shaking the bush Sheila I'm shakin it Boss!
B E A R C L A W E D B O S S
Just let that little old belly sag and enjoy itself.
If he says he can eat 50 egss He can eat 50 eggs
Some men you just can’t nominate
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What we got here is a failure to communicate.
-All right. Smoke it up. -Yes, sir.
Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box.
You're helpin' him chew now!
Where'd you get that about war hero?
I ain't exactly crazy about it, myself.
Move over.
He leaned over and said, Hey!
Thirty seconds.
All right, come on, break it up.
It says here that you did real good in the war.
I mean, it wasn't such a hell of a life.
...killed people in the war and got drunk...
Getting up here, Carr.
Let's eat them beans!
What's wrong?
Going to twist my arm off if it don't kill me first. Right, Boss?
What do I do now?
Fifty cents for a sweet job like that? That's worth at least a buck.
Taken it off here boss Taken it off
-I bet you can't. -Can, too.
Move over, losers. I got money riding here.
Nobody can eat 50 eggs.
Let the Midnight Special shine your ever-loving light on me.
For you.
You think He's watching us?
Now there ain't nothing to come back for.
Luke, fall out.
...I was on submarine duty once, and when you get down there...
I guess you could say I wasn't thinking, Captain.
Maybe.
What we got here Is a Failure to Communicate
Them chains and a bonus of a couple of years...
You know them chains ain't medals. You got them for making mistakes.
Ten...nine...eight...
Got to get your mind right...
Man, you sure can shoot.
Hit this red light and this police car slides up alongside.
The syndicate will cover any bet you want to make.
Any man caught smoking prone in bed...
What are you doing there, fella?
Just knock it off, Luke! You can't talk about Him that way.
I'm Shaking the NOC Plant Here Boss I'm Shaking it.
Oh man, I'm dying. I'm dying!
They ain't gonna let no doctor see what they done.
And down below...
Best way is to get rid of them leg irons...
Somebody ought to give him something cold to drink.
Checking my yo-yo, Boss.
Oh, I got it right, Boss.
How do you take your pants off?
Your "Yob" is Red Hill, not NAVFAC....
You don't have a name here until Dragline gives you one.