Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But what if I can't be like her? Isn't she one in a billion?
- I'm gonna kick their asses. - Okay, you know what? Why don't you just settle down?
It was tough, but I think we came closer as a team, and I'm proud of you.
# The atmosphere #
Remember last week before the benefit...
I want all of you to sing songs about accepting yourself for who you are...
- but she's really one of the people. - Yeah, totally.
I brought you here to knock some sense into you.
And I'll still have you after school and on the weekends.
It sounds way too scientific and serious.
My dancing kind of bothers me.
That's because the David I was seeing was not the young man I knew.
Do you like my shirt for Glee Club?
2 + 2 is 4 My ex girlfriend is a whore.
Can I sign you up?
Barbra Streisand.
It's yours.
# And I pity #
If I were you, I'd check the bulletin boards.
since I won Miss Tiara Toddler, Allen County.
# I'm beautiful in my way #
- # You can buy your hair if it won't grow # - # Oh, so pretty #
Well, my fellow Glee Clubbers, it's noon...
who just might have the juice...
What the hell's going on?
I'm really glad.
Barbra Streisand.
You'll be taking away their inspiration too.
One of us. One who overcame.
I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing:
That doesn't really look like you.
- # Born this way # - # Ooh, there ain't no other way #
But the anti-bullying club that David started will.
Well, we're gonna do a group number by the queen of self-love...
Your nose has been passed down from generation to generation as a birthright.
And I don't wanna be anymore.
Stop, okay?
Parents, Family and Friends of Lesbians and Gays.
# If I heed the call #
Will, I've tried.
# Don't hide yourself in regret #
maybe become a state senator or a deacon...
But only I can lead this Barbra-vention.
# I've gotta be free #
They did, however, have someone named Lucy Fabray.
which I fully believe in...
Hold up. Could we all just get real here for a second?
Santana's got it bad for Brittany.
- Thank you. - How about we punch his face out?
Well, I have to admit...
is gonna make me take that step?
# I just gotta be free #
- That's gross. - You don't get a say in who I date anymore.
It goes against everything the Glee Club stands for.
about kids jumping off of bridges and hanging themselves...
See, there's a reason we're meeting here today.
# Yes, everything's as if #
Well, you're not alone.
and you don't like what you see, you should change it.
Well, I'm standing. And she'd understand how awful I feel...
Yeah.
- No. Stop. This isn't funny. - I'm just trying to help you get better.
- Are you suggesting that I get a nose job? - You're 16, right?
You have a severe anxiety disorder, Emma.
Self-hating Asian.