Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- with the cleaning fruit. - I'm not following.

# Beneath my feet #

# I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin #

This just in. Jacob Ben Israel's queen poll has you up by 40%.

But many of you are still having a hard time with acceptance.

Will, you know I wasn't born this way. It all started when I was five.

without getting constantly stabbed in the eye, they're not as hot.

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh #

not to mention totally boosting our chances at nationals.

which means it's official.

It's my girlfriend.

We'll be ready to rock and roll.

- Is she here? - This is a mall in Ohio.

But while the New Directions are preparing to perform at nationals...

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh #

# No matter black, white or beige, chola or Orient-made #

I don't believe in denying who you are...

Legend has it that when I came out of my mother, I told the nurse she was fat.

# I gotta be free #

# You're gonna let me in #

No. I mean, really deal with your issues on this stuff.

I could tell everyone the truth about you...

Hold on. There's someone at this school...

to hide the fact that they're gay, like the Roosevelts.

All right, guys. Listen up.

and I ask you to hear him out.

I don't want my legacy as a teacher...

# I gotta be me #

So you hate yourself.

I tripped." The excuse works like a charm. I use it all the time.

- Can we please change subject? - That's it.

I'm not so sure.

You need to be educated, David.

I'm just trying to be in fashion and mirror what I see in the magazines.

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh #

But still, you owe me the truth.

I have awesome gaydar.

And he said yes.

I had a severe case of postpartum depression.

# Talk about it somewhere only we know? #

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh #

Why are you doing this?

- Holy crap. It's her. - Totally.

David, I know, remember? And I haven't told anyone.

That's all I'm asking for. Let me finish.

All I can say is that Santana has really helped me to see the light.

- Maybe in junior college. - This is garbage. I'm not gay.

What does your girlfriend look like?

# 'Cause God makes no mistakes #

Introducing Bill I'm a closet lesbian

# So watch me fly #

That's not me, not anymore.

# Has there ever been a moment #

- Mr. Hummel- Can I call you Burt? - Of course.

# I don't want to be alone #