Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is it because it's too painful?

and you're helping Rachel do the exact opposite.

There's our future queen...

Give me that, and I'll never bug you again.

# I can't be right for somebody else #

But your self-hatred, Rachel, has helped me see the light.

Yeah. See, I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Hooray! Hooray!

- I think you are an expert at deflection. - Is that a new shirt?

- You didn't. - I did.

This is who I'm supposed to be.

So if a student came to you and said they had diabetes...

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh #

What if I have eggs for dinner? Then what is it?

- What can I help you with today? - I just wanna talk to you...

Check out mine.

# If that's how it must be #

that best describes the thing about you that you're the most ashamed of...

My doctor said I have to stay away from vigorous choreography while my nose heals.

I stopped going by Lucy because kids made up a mean nickname.

# Not long until #

# Won't settle for less #

# Make you feel unpretty too #

So are you, Rachel.

You really need to be more careful with your leering.

I'd consider this a terrific opportunity for a little vanity adjustment.

# You can fix your nose if he says so #

Let's get it going. A'five, six, seven, eight.

Thanks for doing this.

My Broadway career depends on it.

But I have great respect for what he's doing right now...

The fact is, opening up that septum...

I'm kind of Duke Stud at McKinley.

like she wasn't even mine.

No. I wanna wait and hear what the doctor says. I feel terrible.

She's like an inspiration.

This just got personal.

I'll never say good-bye to you.

I pretty much have a warped sense of the world.

# Same old me again today #

The name was my idea.

- Jackpot. - You moved to Lima after eighth grade, right?

Okay. I don't know exactly what your problem is, but you best bring it, Fabray...

So I'll click some pics, make up some photo composites.

It's about conquering your destiny...

I never actually meant that though. It's just a figure of speech.

Because you're Lebanese and I think I'm bi-curious?

Well, that's what I'm here for.

which would've meant you would have gone to Belleville Middle School, not Fairbrook.

# I was born this way, hey #

# My insides are blue #

I really prefer "neat freak" or "cleaning bug."

you're just announcing to the world, "I don't like myself very much."

I was a miserable little girl.

Those kids have to trust me. I'm supposed to be a role model.

# That faraway prize #

# She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on #

# She said 'cause he made you perfect, babe #

Clearly, you don't love you as much as I do...

My campaign. I'll never get elected prom queen now.

You know what? We're gonna change that.

to eat your food without scrubbing it?

He said the key to any campaign is digging up dirt on your opponent.