Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're an irrelevance.

Honestly, I'm actually a fan. Yeah.

and do in fact possess what many cultures would call a soul.

were born an organic creature,

and I see the clowns are playing their parts to perfection

How do you plead?

(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

I can't believe you were D.B. Cooper. Come on!

When the demolitionist gives a bomb to his victim:

MOBIUS: And then the Dark Elves attack the palace,

On behalf of the Time Variance Authority,

You wouldn't understand.

I don't enjoy it.

That's the sixth attack in the last week.

You should choose your words more carefully.

Damn it! Why won't it work?

The TVA has stepped in to fix your mistake

I know what I am.

You do know yourself.

-We are. -You're not.

Do you enjoy hurting people?

Makes you sound super smart.

Positioning of the bodies indicates they didn't know what the hell hit 'em.

-What's going on? -LOKI: Hang on. Everyone quiet.

That's so messed up.

(CHAINS JINGLING)

yet the wrong path always taken.

-leading to another multiversal war. -(BEEPING)

This is absurd.

-Ticket, sir! -I tried to ask that guy for a ticket!

(OVER PA) From the flight deck, Captain William A. Scott,

Well, what difference does it make?

(INHALES) Well, let's start with a little cooperation.

I comply. Jeez!

Oh, yeah, Phil Coulson.

because it has to.

Sorry, the Time Twister just loops you, not the furniture.

A villain. (SIGHS)

I hereby arrest you for crimes against the Sacred Timeline.

You wanna get out of here, right?