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We believe that God's last prophet, Bart Simpson, preached a message of tolerance and love.
I've made a sacred commitment to the Catholic Church, and...
Bart, get your things.
Bart, I love you, but sometimes I don't love your choices.
If there's a problem, I'm sure we can talk it over.
nibble and gnaw at their overstuffed buttocks!
...my liege.
in a pointy white hat?
Marge, all by yourself today?
the band once known as Quiet Riot...
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St. Sebastian was a pious Roman soldier.
Human eyes?
Or does under-tipping make you colorblind?
wafer becomes the body of Christ?
No, Plutarch.
Everyone should be able to choose their faith, just like I chose Buddhism.
Don't have a cow, man,
Willie, during the festival, you'll be wearing these urine-soaked rags.
Your church suckered him in with gory stories,
If I do, I'll be the worst priest ever.
Hubcaps? Reeboks?
Care to join us?
Well, that's true, but if you do break a rule,
Buddhism?
Shouldn't Bart and I be able to choose our own religion if we want to?
Bart, I'm sick of playing the tomfool.