Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

the band once known as Quiet Riot...
Well, that's true, but if you do break a rule,
Don't have a cow, man,
Bart, get your things.
Everyone should be able to choose their faith, just like I chose Buddhism.
Or does under-tipping make you colorblind?
Shouldn't Bart and I be able to choose our own religion if we want to?
nibble and gnaw at their overstuffed buttocks!
Marge, all by yourself today?
Care to join us?
wafer becomes the body of Christ?
Bart, I love you, but sometimes I don't love your choices.
If there's a problem, I'm sure we can talk it over.
Your church suckered him in with gory stories,
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Willie, during the festival, you'll be wearing these urine-soaked rags.
Bart, I'm sick of playing the tomfool.
If I do, I'll be the worst priest ever.
I've made a sacred commitment to the Catholic Church, and...
Human eyes?
We believe that God's last prophet, Bart Simpson, preached a message of tolerance and love.
in a pointy white hat?
St. Sebastian was a pious Roman soldier.
Hubcaps? Reeboks?
Buddhism?
No, Plutarch.
...my liege.