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Don't you touch bead one!
teaching my son your time-tested values!
Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo Bananas in charge.
And you know, I went to a Catholic wedding once.
But it ends with bread and wine.
Blessed art thou among syrups, and bles...
Strange as it sounds, Dad, I agree with you.
a different faith means a different afterlife.
And in art class, we painted Saint Joan burning at the stake,
My pleasure. Note to self:
So, it's sacrilege you're spoutin' then.
These days we use a yardstick!
Unlike all the other stuff I told you I didn't do, which I did.
Until one day, after a drunken brawl with my dad...
Who said that?!
We beleive the god last prophet Bart Simpson
My Liege
How do you like those croutons!
Wait!
The rim is orange, ain't it?
Stupid Catholic school.
You're one of King Martin's guards.
I hate them all!
Marge Simpson.
No praying to the condiments!
I think we've lost them.
How 'bout this one--
Oakwood Academy!
and mine was the grossest!
Don't you get it?
3 x 7 x 11 x 13 = 3003
And that's how I came to the Church.