Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can't we just keep going forward in our textbooks?

I wiped a booger on your shirt,

But remember...

He's all yours.

by snowmobiles, until he died.

masturbating in the future.

And you look like you've accepted someone as your personal something.

And that was about our holy right to come to church with wet hair.

Get 'em from the smoke detector.

With all the sitting and standing and kneeling,

You just don't get it.

Well, I'm not having another 12 kids.

...I coveted the wife in Jaws II, I lied to a waiter,

Commander Biden?

Sister Thomasina, I've taken the liberty of knockin' the vinegar out of him.

to pick out a religion for you.

I was laying in the gutterpickin' up my teeth,

You're just like your mother--

I need two AA batteries. Now!

Guys, I'm serious!

You're leaving with me!

Welcome to Protestant Heaven.

And if you get kicked out of that one, you're going straight in the Army,