Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, except for... you know.

That's Latin, Dad.

Also on those who were kind to me.

You are hereby expelled from Springfield Elementary!

Hey, I'm Mr. Spiritual.

I masturbated 8 billion times And I have no plans to stop

why don't we just get Grandpa that new pacemaker?

Mom, that's a school for the blind.

That'll straighten you out, boy.

That's my favorite game.

Don't worry, Marge.

It's way better than the comics I get at the dentist.

their pensions, it's forgiven like that?

Were you at that Catholic church?!

But where is Homer and Bart?

I didn't need that new fact!

Look, Marge, I know I was supposed to yell at that priest, but he's so cool.

It's all Christianity, people! The little stupid differences

Now class, open your math books to the word problems of our Lord.

I knew they'd try to convert you!

There's potions in my wizard's pot

Then Father Sean quoted Eminem in his sermon.

This stuff is great!

This Friday, we'll be holding a school-wide Medieval Festival.

the same French fries the teachers do.

How can we afford any of these private schools?

So, let history come alive!