Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This Friday, we'll be holding a school-wide Medieval Festival.

It's way better than the comics I get at the dentist.

Hey, I'm Mr. Spiritual.

So, let history come alive!

Well, except for... you know.

That's Latin, Dad.

Then Father Sean quoted Eminem in his sermon.

Now class, open your math books to the word problems of our Lord.

Don't worry, Marge.

How can we afford any of these private schools?

Look, Marge, I know I was supposed to yell at that priest, but he's so cool.

That'll straighten you out, boy.

It's all Christianity, people! The little stupid differences

I knew they'd try to convert you!

I didn't need that new fact!

their pensions, it's forgiven like that?

Were you at that Catholic church?!

That's my favorite game.

why don't we just get Grandpa that new pacemaker?

Also on those who were kind to me.

Mom, that's a school for the blind.

But where is Homer and Bart?

There's potions in my wizard's pot

the same French fries the teachers do.

This stuff is great!

I masturbated 8 billion times And I have no plans to stop

You are hereby expelled from Springfield Elementary!