Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We'll show your mother our god kicks her god's butt.

Marge, this calls for an emergency meeting of the church's spiritual council.

Think of the leg up you'd have!

St. Jerome's Catholic School?

I'll say a rosary for you.

The smoke will wake us up.

no birth control, no meat on Friday...

Bart, would you like to say grace?

Well, I'm gonna show Bart that Protestants can be hip, too.

Marge is here all alone.

Don't have a cow, man

I masturbated eight billion times and I have no plans to stop

You deserve to be expelled.

people found entertainment in abusing the village idiot.

That's my favorite game.

Hi. I'm Bart Simpson.

Bart, I'm glad you had fun,

I'm the real Jesus here!

Once you go Vatican, you can't go back again.

Well, I guess they'd help me hold the dictionaries up.

We've gotta stop 'em now!

I made a dog and a cat kiss, I swiped a bolted-down TV from a Holiday Inn...