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- Peralta! You have to see this.
- Ooh, you nasty! - Damn, Doug and Trudy Judy.
It's good to have you back, old friend.
the DiGiSnax 600E?
- Yeah. - So it's noise canceling?
- I'll see butts if I wanna see butts.
- He dumb as hell. - Yeah.
I'm sure you're still mad at us.
But I--wait a minute, why is my name on this?
- Obviously that's a super cool plan,
in a bodyguard-protected suite.
- ♪ Ooh We come together ♪
the most like the one from the picture?
Every perp in the city is invited and I'm not.
- Mmm...the smell of fresh cooked pizza.
and only if I see them put back with my own eyes.
You better figure it out.
- Wait, we destroyed your phone.
you really made yourself at home?
you banked on me needing to arrest them.
I couldn't just let them get away with it.
to live in the moment and not look at my phone so much.
worth of diamonds from that rich Russian dude
your fedora-wearing Jason Mraz-looking ass, okay?
- Elder abuse?
So here's how our thing is gonna go.
- I would never arrest Chuck-- but, I mean,
- Yeah, some Russian oligarch got the penthouse,
- Okay, good point. How big is the venue, Shane?
- Doug Judy!
- That's not true. I do bad things.
It's a vending experience.
Look at 'em.
we can get a third vending machine.
the man whose private jet we are flying on today.
that you want to fill me in on?
- I threw it away. I thought it was trash.
- You did it, Peralta.
- Okay, but couldn't you just tell them they're not invited?
- And now the fakes are locked in the safe