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- I hope the pilot makes an announcement during
- Like...
- I hope you sit next to someone chatty.
We can recreate it and print a new one!
AKA, the Pontiac Bandit.
- Yeah, that was the Shark's problem with it, too.
She's got it all. Chips, candy, soda,
- Why is this blank?
- You did promise her butts. - I know.
for you so you can meet the boys.
- Maybe. - That's a yes.
- New vending machine! - What model number?
- Suit yourself, but it's gonna be one sexy-ass weekend.
- He is, isn't he? He's that bitch.
I am a captain again. Back where I belong.
- Nuh-uh, you flying commercial, son.
- Oh, no, you're not gonna just jump back in here
- We're gonna find out. - All right.
- Shh--he's a cop, man. Come on, chill.
Do you know who this is?
ever heard of him before.
I could've gone to jail.
- Peralta...Peralta, calm down.
- Okay, well, I can't get that card back,
too fresh, too dirty, too clean.
- Oh, I'm gonna get the Veal Prime Minister.
- I knew it was a mistake to invite a cop.
- Yeah, I get it, Rosa.
so I can unlock the balcony door for Chuck and Doug,
no matter how expensive.
- It's a noise-cancelling blanket for secret sex.
but you just drove off.
crook friends coming to the wedding.
- I mean, we do wanna make sure
the airplane stays in one piece though, right?