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-I could... -This is great work.
Oh, yeah? I could solve problems.
Oh, what?
No, I'm not. You're a catch, man.
weren't designed for this.
Whatever she is, she's organic. Okay, I have to get a sample.
Tell you what, whoever finishes first
But you're actually a very nice,
Her name is Barb! Her name is Barb!
Implode the moon.
I was.
I don't want to be epic anymore!
on the simulation mainframe.
With my humangirlfriend!
And, um, throw in a T88 for each of us.
Yes, sir. So comfortable.
Do not get on that turbolift!
So sweet of you to come by.
Like back when I was serving on the Quito...
from the moment I met you.
Exoskeletal husk?
Barb is way, way, wayout of your league.
No, I try not to feel anything around Brad.
Oh, please stop saying "lover."
What? That wasn't lurking-- that was protecting!
Well, I can be twice as that. I can be even thatter.
Give me back my PADD!
-Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover! -Mwah.
It controls the tides for our summer crop.
-You don't know what you're talking... -Of all the moons we pray to,
that Barb might not actually exist.
First, I thought you were a rogue holodeck character.
-Aah!
RUTHERFORD: Nope.
Get up here.We're gonna be working together.
Brad, when a Starfleet relationship
We're providing support to theVancouver,
Shape-changer!
let alone a lover like Barb.