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Don't kill my people!
That'swhat this has been about?
Get out of here! Barb'll be back any second.
-And get this: T88s. -That can't be right.
Bitch, you're the parasite!
Hey, you'll find someone who loves you
: Oh! Your real name is Bradward?
All right.
you were dating a dude dog who loves-- Whoa!
-Bradward! Bradward, wait!-
It's squishy! Give me a hand!
-Barbasaurus Rex! -Jet?
First, you come in looking sexy as hell,
who teamed up with the Borg.
You know what? On our second date,
-Brad, let me give you a hand. -Don't touch me,
Bradward, nothing is happening with Jet.
-Yup, this...
This is real, Bradward.
Oh, that's cool. It wasn't like I was using my implant
-Double lattice!
I'm gonna blow their minds in Medical.
-BOTH: Mwah!
would have disrupted her positronic brain.
on complex, large-scale engineering projects.
but it's nice to be back home.
You are a human, yep.
I got to figure this out. I got to... Wait!
Bradward! Bradward, wait!
No, you don't understand.
I managed to reverse the polarity
No, it's more of a diplomatic issue.
You think I'd be into a guy just because of his pheromones?
to record all this as evidence for your court-martial.
And you finished at the exact same time.
and pretty and funny, and I'm...I'm just me.
BOTH: Stay away from him!
COMPUTER: Warning. Platform approaching
That is not cool.
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah-- okay, okay.
Bradward!
No, there's no way she's human. That's her tell.
but then you ruin it by acting all weird.
-Ah! Whoa. -Uh...
Ugh, I know. I swore I'd never do long-distance.
Implant her reptoid spawn. Stay close.
-Mariner!