Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

COMPUTER: Warning. Platform approaching

No, you don't understand.

on complex, large-scale engineering projects.

Hey, you'll find someone who loves you

BOTH: Stay away from him!

No, it's more of a diplomatic issue.

Get out of here! Barb'll be back any second.

Don't kill my people!

Oh, that's cool. It wasn't like I was using my implant

I got to figure this out. I got to... Wait!

I managed to reverse the polarity

That is not cool.

Implant her reptoid spawn. Stay close.

You are a human, yep.

Bradward, nothing is happening with Jet.

to record all this as evidence for your court-martial.

This is real, Bradward.

-Ah! Whoa. -Uh...

And you finished at the exact same time.

you were dating a dude dog who loves-- Whoa!

: Oh! Your real name is Bradward?

-Bradward! Bradward, wait!-

but it's nice to be back home.

who teamed up with the Borg.

-Barbasaurus Rex! -Jet?

Bradward! Bradward, wait!

No, there's no way she's human. That's her tell.

-Brad, let me give you a hand. -Don't touch me,

and pretty and funny, and I'm...I'm just me.

but then you ruin it by acting all weird.

Bitch, you're the parasite!

Ugh, I know. I swore I'd never do long-distance.

You think I'd be into a guy just because of his pheromones?

It's squishy! Give me a hand!

I'm gonna blow their minds in Medical.

You know what? On our second date,

-And get this: T88s. -That can't be right.

That'swhat this has been about?

would have disrupted her positronic brain.

-Double lattice!

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah-- okay, okay.

First, you come in looking sexy as hell,