Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A one?
Okay. Now get the fuck out.
- Nice to be out, isn't it? - I love this shit.
Well, I'm not gonna have sex in a 92-degree room.
- What did you blurt out? - I said I didn't know you were black.
unattractive countries, you know, on the planet.
Eh, because most white people with black friends
What are you sitting in the middle for?
That's fuckin' right. That's what the fuck she does.
Oh, we do both-- heat and AC.
Yeah, you like that, huh?
- No, I don't-- no. - I take my shirt off while I'm kissing.
- I'm getting a donut. - No, get something healthy.
( speaking native language )
and get a phone call from a friend, okay?
- Hey, you know what? - What?
if they're reform or conservative.
- What'd she say? - She said to me...
I've seen plenty of pictures of Romanian women.
Oh, I think so.
Anyone knows to leave a note.
Really? Fantastic?
I-- I can't do Uber,
- Why'd you do that?! - Because I was surprised.
How is it, uh, we've never met?
How 'bout a-- go grab a snack.
I just came to apologize
I see a lot of dirty words.
Tell you that.
But that's because the boys were upstairs.
- Okay, well you-- - It gets hot in here.
'cause my room won't get hot enough.
( speaking native language )
Come on, give me-- give me a little something.
Yeah, I did. I-- I gotta text her
- Uh... - So...
Guess whose number I got.
She's not a-- not a big fan of mine.
If I called you up and said I have a particular problem,
Huh? What do you got?
- Tomorrow. - Tomorrow, tomorrow.
Gave me-- he gave me a one and took me down from a five to a one.
Eddie, this is our friend Larry.
Well, you already did it, right?
Hey, Greg.
You have two children, heating and air-conditioning.
I want the same-- I want the same privileges as Eddie Haskell!
Tina came over.
on what an asshole you are,
so just get-- get me an Uber.
- Get the fuck out. - You just made my day.
Car will be ready when?
I love it. I get completely free.
Oh, change the rating?
- T-t-- yeah, tomorrow. - Yeah.
- I know. - Man: Yeah.
- How's that? - Fine, but I'm getting
That I'm not interested in.
- Look. Yeah, yeah. - It's disrespectful.
No, I'm here because I have a bad hamstring.
I've never seen a person sit in the middle.
I don't-- yeah. We'll call you.
That's why we're sitting out here.
- Well, I went in for a-- a kiss. - Yeah.