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uh, damaged, um... ( chuckles )
- You gotta be kidding. - You are older.
- Ugh, air. - You know, my-- the big question tonight was,
look, I'm attracted to Jeff.
That scum-shack?!
Wow. So, uh, what happened?
- No, of course not. - Okay, good.
Um, I just noticed that you didn't, uh,
Larry: What a fantastic date.
I'm gonna feel like an idiot.
I banged into someone, and, uh,
All right, uh, we've gotten off on the wrong foot, obviously.
- You fucked up! - No, you fucked up!
I think the nicest thing she called you was quirky.
Just don't do that to your third eye.
You ain't borrowing my car.
- Oh, God. - Leon: Ooh!
- White people. - Hey, man, white people.
- You fucked this car up good. - Damn it.
I only eat rainbow sprinkles!
do you hear yourself talking?
Well, no one's here now.
- She's a gorgeous Romanian woman. - Gorgeous Romanian?
- Ah, well. - Yeah, I'm not, uh--
- Trust me. - You know, can I just say, Larry...
respectful of the car,
- ( touch tones beeping ) - You know this Bridget friend of hers?
in that place in just two years.
No, he just sounded like some random black dude
Well, I can see I've offended you.
This is upstairs. You don't come upstairs in somebody's house.
Just-- just take it easy. I-- I've got a--
All right.
- Not one pause, not one low. - No.
No! You're not getting my fucking car.
- Larry: Well, well. - Thank you.
and leave my name and, uh, number.
- Where's Susie? - Upstairs.
Susie: Thankfully, Victor's doing better, so the wedding's on.
- you know. - What?
and a little shoulder stand.
Yeah. Nice. Okay.
Mom, you're still dating this guy?
if I could set her up with you.
-Yes, and I-- -Yes, and she's enjoying it very much.
- All right. - See you later.
- Mm-mmm. - What?!
Heat. Go with heat.
I need to borrow your car.
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- I'm gonna take a bus. - Yeah, you do that.
I-- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
That-- b-believe me, that wasn't my intention.
This kid, I'm betting you're right.
- I told Susie... - Yeah.
My sister would not look at a picture of you.
- I'll bet. - It's amazing what, you know--
That's-- that's the pal!
and the whole thing was a disaster.
obsequious, little shit.
There's no-- there's no imaginary eye there.
- How can you be a four? - You're a three?
- I-- I understand but people-- - Have a seat. Have a seat.
Larry, you're here to be
- ( phone dings ) - You know?