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And let's take one more breath together as a group.
Oh, well, well, well.
- Where you from? - I am from Romania.
That's an oxymoron.
Namaste.
I pick up four, five stars.
- The Romanian? - The Romanian.
It's hot as fuckin' hell in there, Larry.
Yeah, I think we're having kind of a good date here, don't you think?
- Okay. - Yeah.
You-- you're right. I'm sorry.
- We, uh-- we talked on the phone. - On the phone, yeah, yeah.
- Hey, will you sit down, please? - Hey, you know what?
That's bad.
- Oh, hey. - How you doing?
- You're kind of funny. - Oh, wow.
Come on, now! Whoo!
in the next couple days.
You don't have one of those little tags on...
Four other stars next to it,
Yeah.
- if it was my daughter. - Well, you know,
The hell is this?
- At the, uh... - Uh, golf place.
Thank you, yogi. ( chuckles )
of holding silverware like a pencil.
oh, my God.
- In Romania. - Okay.
- Huh. Yeah, I did it. - All right, you did it,
I got some personal business.
That's it. Get the fuck off the bus!
- Yogi Tina? - Yeah, Yogi Tina.
They better have a cheeseburger, no condiments.
talking in my ear, "Go through the yellow light.
I think he had access to the house.
What are you writing over there?
No, no, no! You fucked up!
who's calling about your car.
Namaste up in this mother fucker.
and told me never to come back.
- I'm gonna go ahead and take care-- okay. - Yeah, yeah, we good.
- You said you were a heat guy. - I-- I am a heat guy.
- Yeah, again, I apologize so much. - Yeah, yeah.
- Really like her a lot. - Oh!
- I was about to make a move on the couch... - Yeah?
Who's angry? You're the one who's angry, not me.
Ugh, you know what, you've never had children.
Oh, I'm really a little-- I'm quite--
It's about 900 degrees in here.
I'm going around to all my friends
I drive Uber. I'm a three.
I don't want some post-sex guy walking around my house, okay?
Yeah, and guess what?
Yeah, well, that's 'cause one idiot changed it to a one.
- On the spectrum? - Mm-hmm.
( theme music playing )
- Honestly. - I don't like the way you spoke to me.
so I want you to change the rating.