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I'm hiding from Quagmire for a few more hours.
I've had a rough day.
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* The whole world smiles with you. *
First of all, I didn't have any clean underwear this morning,
What is this?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, good, you're already here.
Don't cry. Be a man.
I hate Lew Sheridan.
a Persian guy would say is a little much.
Here’s Tiny Tears, the doll that cries real tears. She’s so sweet. Watch her close her eyes when she goes to sleep.
* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *
That was just awful
I think he's a pilot for Delta.
Don't ever say my name like that, okay?
I want it.
Prescott Towers.
* Where you from *
I could never give up my electric blanket;
Stomach bug for yarn memes! (Unnecto slam the door)
My teeth something brian elephant seal what the fuck!
You Know What, Go to Hell Peter.
Uh, six fire hydrants, but they are unavailable.
I got a nosebleed, and, uh, I don't work here.
is you don't take the inside deals
Its sad when when planes splode
You're makin' a smart move, Quagmire.
What's for dinner? I'm starving.
but a real star is someone who can sell a dump.
Well, think about it.
Uh... yeah, sure.
Come on, come on, you got to want it.
#check this out #well what do we have today #sweet high five #what’s in my mind
Come on, Brian, I need this rope
Precious.
Everyone in the office besides us is garbage.
Input is ice cream.
I-I don't know, Brian.
Unnecto
You son of a bitch!
But as your friend, I wanted to let you know early
Never judge a book by its cover