Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Okay, number one-- - Is that asking too much?!
and a few other guys most weekends.
- But... - One star?
there's no accounting for who's attracted to--
- I got an hour window. - An hour's a good fuck window.
Now the window's closed.
If I see you on my bus again, I'ma fuck you up.
- What else can I do? - I wouldn't write shit!
( sighs )
- Yes, let's. Okay. - Okay.
You know, cock, balls, tits.
It's the optimal temperature for climaxing.
- ( stammering ) There's not another route? - Man: Sit down!
- A note? Oh, no, that's a terrible mistake. - Yes.
Yeah, um...
Would Mrs. Cleaver
- Yeah, okay. - You need a ride?
I'm sorry, I didn't kno-- I didn't know you were black.
- ( woman moaning ) - ( bed thudding )
- Oh, hey, L-Larry. Jeff's friend. - Oh!
Get off at the La Cienega stop.
- Not all the way. You gotta transfer. - Transfer?
I take you where you want to go, quickest route.
How are you gonna pay for this, asshole?
- The wedding is happening. - Wow. Oh, boy.
( phone dings )
.
Are you using hashtags? Elon said no hashtags
- The golden rule. - I follow the golden rule, too.
something happened to my fender or bumper or whatever.
I know how it's gonna feel.
Of course. I am honest.
- Hello? - Man: Larry?
Okay, I am very honest.
You're damn right it's 92 degrees.
'cause Eddie Haskell was a kiss-ass,
Because he didn't sound black on the phone, okay?!
- Here we go! - Woman: Oh my, God!
Hey, this is none of your business, okay?
a part of our spiritual community.
"Do unto others as you'd have others do unto you."
- Why are we going to this place? - Because...
Fuck, I don't have a car.
Yeah, not a namaste guy.
( mumbling ) So stupid.
Ah. Bucharest?
All right, I'll see you soon. Thank you.
- ( imitating native language ) - ( speaking native language )
Sit your ass down!
- No consummation. - Why is it closed?
We don't need to go through insurance.
I can't get Ubers now on account of you,
- Ooh! Yeah. - Woman: Right there.
That's very funny.
- Hey, look at that guy. - Larry: Yeah, look at that guy.
- Yes. - I'm not a two, okay, buddy?
speaking of taste.
- Really fantastic. - Wow.
So I will be honest with you.
Great sense of humor