Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The other day I figured out I poured 91,000 cups of coffee. [Laughs]

Michael, my scanners indicate the divided highway ends less than a mile from here,

- [Beeping] - [Engine Starting]

just that I hadn't really wanted to.

[Michael] I'm a road person all the way. Me too.

You don't wanna know.

Well, it sounds quite delightful, but I've just had a large breakfast.

Really? Well, in lieu of Chicago pizza, it was the very least I could do.

'cause I'm gonna come down hard on anybody that breaks the law.

There's that black car.

If that person can deliver our shipment to Denver on time,

Yeah. Well, if I can't talk you into dancin',

You know the company I represent, they're real anxious to find that missing shipment.

and there appears to be very heavy traffic coming in the opposite direction.

Patch him through. Give it to me. I'm taking over.

[Clears Throat] Well, you all heard what the sheriff had to say.

Michael, please be careful.

The other night was the first time I ever really wanted to kiss a man.

Hey, babe! You wanna stop over the Tick Tock later?

Curt, don't you ever quit?

It's nickle beer night. [Chuckles]

Who are you, Michael Knight?

Calley, I hope you'll use your influence on these men,

or as individuals... it's up to you.

Girl can drive an 18-wheeler with the best of'em and you're helpless.

I just came to the cafe for dinner. Norma can tell you that.

[Siren] Hang on, Curt. I'm comin' around.

From what I know about you, I didn't think "quitting" was part of the Calley vocabulary.

The last thing this town needs is outside agitation.

You might've done a lot better warning those guys who just introduced themselves to my car with baseball bats.

[Laughs] That's C. B...

That's the heavy artillery.

I'm tellin' you... that was the best sloppy joe I have ever had in my life. Thank you very much.

[Banging Continues] [Curt] I can't believe it.!

Chicago in March?

We'll treat you to a Joe's famous and original sloppy joe.

[Brakes Screeching]

Hey, Terri. Oh. Excuse me, guys.

Come on, I can't believe that. I didn't say I hadn't,

What do you say, Gil, same deal?