Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'cause I'm gonna come down hard on anybody that breaks the law.

Well, it sounds quite delightful, but I've just had a large breakfast.

The other night was the first time I ever really wanted to kiss a man.

Really? Well, in lieu of Chicago pizza, it was the very least I could do.

[Banging Continues] [Curt] I can't believe it.!

Chicago in March?

Michael, please be careful.

Calley, I hope you'll use your influence on these men,

If that person can deliver our shipment to Denver on time,

You don't wanna know.

[Laughs] That's C. B...

Hey, babe! You wanna stop over the Tick Tock later?

Curt, don't you ever quit?

- [Beeping] - [Engine Starting]

Who are you, Michael Knight?

The last thing this town needs is outside agitation.

We'll treat you to a Joe's famous and original sloppy joe.

From what I know about you, I didn't think "quitting" was part of the Calley vocabulary.

Come on, I can't believe that. I didn't say I hadn't,

[Brakes Screeching]

Girl can drive an 18-wheeler with the best of'em and you're helpless.

[Siren] Hang on, Curt. I'm comin' around.

or as individuals... it's up to you.

Hey, Terri. Oh. Excuse me, guys.

You might've done a lot better warning those guys who just introduced themselves to my car with baseball bats.

[Clears Throat] Well, you all heard what the sheriff had to say.

The other day I figured out I poured 91,000 cups of coffee. [Laughs]

[Michael] I'm a road person all the way. Me too.

just that I hadn't really wanted to.

There's that black car.

I'm tellin' you... that was the best sloppy joe I have ever had in my life. Thank you very much.

I just came to the cafe for dinner. Norma can tell you that.

and there appears to be very heavy traffic coming in the opposite direction.

You know the company I represent, they're real anxious to find that missing shipment.

What do you say, Gil, same deal?

That's the heavy artillery.

Yeah. Well, if I can't talk you into dancin',

Patch him through. Give it to me. I'm taking over.

Michael, my scanners indicate the divided highway ends less than a mile from here,

It's nickle beer night. [Chuckles]