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Fine. And you? I'm great.
Wait, what are you doing? It's "T-minus."
Thank you for your support.
♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪
How dare you!
Do you think I could try going a little faster?
You know, as a kid, I used to make model rockets.
I remember for my 16th birthday, my dad bought me a Mercedes.
something to cry about, young man.
Just because it's a boy, I don't think you need to
No, it's not like that.
Okay, just be careful.
I don't know, maybe.
Anything with a neck wider than a nickel.
and you don't seem to care if you live or die.
Hmm. Well, I have been pretty busy lately.
I know what kind of strength that takes.
I've been telling her about my job,
Oh, well, slow down.
As the saying goes, "Those who can't do, teach."
Of course it's wrong.
Really?
Now I'm having a son?
Well, if you want to see it again, I got it on video.
If we're going to be real girlfriends,
but this time around, we don't have a preference.
Good talk.
She is great.
No, it's not! Slow down!