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(Skype ringtone playing)

Strongly disagree.

as a launch, it was bad,

You know, she's been opening up about her life,

Hello, Mother. How are you?

Okay, well, thanks.

I-I married you to hurt her.

Oh, wait, it was just your mom.

"Daddy's little girl magnet"?

Now, I'm certain that whatever Bernadette can't teach him,

so my dad sent me to Hawaii to visit the Keck telescope.

Did you mean personally or professionally?

Because there are only two,

but let's stick with the one I asked you.

Those are comforting words my father would often say.

(choked up): Thank you.

I mean, what do I know about raising a boy?

I suppose, in his own way,

I don't think that's a real thing.

My mother's texting you?

Uh, she can pee into a bottle.

and planning the wedding,

so unless it jingles or is in my bra, she doesn't care.

I didn't see him again till, like, pretty late that night.

Honestly, of all of my children's spouses,

I'm good at stuff, too!

Well, she's nine months old,