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Oh, really? Is she FaceTiming with you right now?
That'd be pretty cool to do with a son.
That sounds like a silly superstition.
I was worried you might not check your e-mail.
If you die, who's going to drive me home?
Ow.
Seriously?
But why do you think I'm not proud of you?
'Cause you can only have one best friend.
She's confident, she's thoughtful,
Yes. And this baby will have plenty of manly role models.
I'm not gonna eat them.
So, Penny's your favorite?
Right?
Well, if you can't answer that,
I always wanted my dad to build rockets with me,
It's okay. We're all here to help.
Oh, my God, you're right.
Boom! Baby Sheldon.
seven, six...
Live, Sheldon. I want to live.
Uh, Leonard just left. He's gonna be so upset he missed your call.
Well, how about this, then?
Actually, I was hoping to speak with you.
Ah, yes, disappointing fathers.
and she's just gonna have to accept it.
Like, a little one, like a starter Mercedes.
No. (chuckles)
abandoned our family.