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and no one's buying my raffle tickets on Instagram.
I have some logo ideas.
- That feels real mean. - It's tactical.
I'm partial to the one of me and Michelle Obama.
It seems like unfettered capitalism would be
- The money.
No 12-year-olds have stress.
that the document was legally binding.
[tense music]
Elders, women, and children first
I mean, what makes you think you can win
could be a win-win.
and a fur pelt every year, correct?
and I wasn't,
We do whatever we have to.
figuring out how to master the next endeavor.
[both laughing]
and my cultural beliefs.
Uh, I don't want to offend.
- Yeah, I've got nothing but time,
- It's been a good week.
Okay, think of me as a little bear cub.
- Proud of you, Terry.
I've hired Jess to fill in when she's away.
She had the nerve to call me weird.
- Well, I actually want to go back
I'm guessing maybe 500 bucks?
[Depeche Mode's "Just Can't Get Enough"]
* I'd give you everything I own *
On second thought,
- * If you think you're going to catch him now *
[beeps]
You gotta have a light touch.