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All this talk about marriage and Dee being such a whore has got me thinking.
One.
You're the only woman he didn't have to pay to sleep with.
No. No, no, no, no. Can't you stay in a hotel or something?
It's like her breath is, like, always so bad.
He's gonna get some perks. He doesn't trust me.
I'm the boy toy.
Oh, my God! You are such an asshole! I followed you, okay?
So that should - that should be the end of it, right?
Could you wait a minute? I just want to make sure it's okay.
I'm still a little bit confused as to why in the hell you two got married in the first place.
We're lawyers.
Wait!
Easy-peasy.
Okay, you're drunk. Why don't we just go to bed -
So I was thinking maybe I could stay here tonight.
until there's a little bit of give-and-take.
- Screw this. I'm gonna go make it rain. - All right.
Hot dog! Now we're cooking with gas!
- Okay, hop in there. - Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is this? What are you doing?
No- Um -
Okay, I'm a little bit drunk ... I'm totally drunk, but my mind is sober.
- What? - Go! Go!
Erin thinking her hands are bigger:
Well, Frank, I'm not gonna go passing on free cars.
Okay, great! Frank, what's with the purse?
Oh shit, that's from fear dude. That's Marky Mark.
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