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So that should - that should be the end of it, right?
No. No, no, no, no. Can't you stay in a hotel or something?
Okay, I'm a little bit drunk ... I'm totally drunk, but my mind is sober.
Okay, great! Frank, what's with the purse?
Okay, you're drunk. Why don't we just go to bed -
All this talk about marriage and Dee being such a whore has got me thinking.
I'm still a little bit confused as to why in the hell you two got married in the first place.
until there's a little bit of give-and-take.
It's like her breath is, like, always so bad.
He's gonna get some perks. He doesn't trust me.
I'm the boy toy.
No- Um -
Could you wait a minute? I just want to make sure it's okay.
Easy-peasy.
- Okay, hop in there. - Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is this? What are you doing?
We're lawyers.
- What? - Go! Go!
Wait!
Well, Frank, I'm not gonna go passing on free cars.
- Screw this. I'm gonna go make it rain. - All right.
Oh, my God! You are such an asshole! I followed you, okay?
Hot dog! Now we're cooking with gas!
So I was thinking maybe I could stay here tonight.
Oh shit, that's from fear dude. That's Marky Mark.
Erin thinking her hands are bigger:
One.
You're the only woman he didn't have to pay to sleep with.