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What? You're in debt?
You can't stand it? I'm gonna pull the plug.
or whatever you want to call it - out of the way.
When your husband picks Davis Mills to lose to Josh Allen
Mmm, with the touching. With the touching. None of that.
Uh- I can't keep track of our financial comings and goings.
How much does he owe you, whore? How much does he owe you for the sex?
- I'm keeping the hot plate! - Over my dead body!
# Wanna get dirty Dirty #
- Whoo! - Dennis!
Preaching to the choir, fellas.
And thank you for saying you like 'em.
- Aren't you his wife? - No. I'm his mistress.
- All right. - If you're not gonna take it seriously...
on some very shaky, uh - very bullshitty ground, dude.
Oh, man. You just cannot get enough, huh?
Oh, "miss you more." That's classic Maureen right there.
- I'm not the one who's married. I didn't do anything wrong. - You let him buy you a car.
And my mind's telling me the following:
Not you, Bill. Now I want this to be over with right now!
Yeah.
Whoa! Hold on. Make it rain? What is that? You're gonna chuck money everywhere? Don't do that.
- Will you lighten up? - I'd like to make it rain. Can I make it rain, Mac?
Okay, I'm a little bit drunk. I'm totally drunk, but my mind is sober.
- That looks like my hands. - Yeah.
I so enjoyed listening to you drunkenly explain all that at 3:00 a.m.
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