Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Okay. - Did you get the apartment back?

Texting me again. This is pathetic.

Should you have? You are screwed!

Oh, no. No, it's no big deal. It's just Bill Ponderosa.

Look who got a brand-new car.

I gotta get my hetero on.

I never got a bachelor party. We should go to the strip club.

Okay. Except on my work days. I do have to go to work.

- Yeah, but - - You should keep 'em.

She turned it into her craft studio where she makes terrible sweatshirts...

I GOTTA GET MY HETERO ON

- I don't give a shit about the car, okay? My life is in ruins. - Mm-hmm.

And I'm saying, Charlie, you should get over it, move on.

It's pretty good. But you gotta use a little bit more shoulder.

- Then don't do it. - I felt like I was doing it pretty good.

in addition to the alimony payments, of course.

because we were going through a little bit of a honeymoon phase.

Why in the hell are you bathing yourself in the sink?

- I've seen 'em, and I like 'em too. - Yeah, they're good.

Okay, I'm a little bit drunk - I'm totally drunk, but my mind is sober.

- So I sort of had to call you - - Hey, hey, I-I miss you too, bud.

And I hate it! And it's annoying!

I will divorce you, Maureen. I'll do it.

I'll do the word.