Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, uh, I'm sorry. What are you doing here?

I'm not drunk. I'm more sober than I've ever been in my entire life.

Now hear me out. It was kind of a gift.

Wait a second. So I gotta pay alimony payments? Uncle Jack, what the hell?

Oh! Hot dog! Now we're cooking with gas!

You know, I wouldn't have imagined the whole thing going down the way it did.

- Yeah. - Some good memories... here.

- # The boys are back in town # - # Boys are back in town #

How much does he owe you, whore? How much does he owe you for the sex?

This guy seems to think you don't have a case...

I'm Jack Kelly. I'm a lawyer.

That doesn't even - I don't know what that- What?

- The guy from C.S.I. - - Go! She means business.

So it'd be pretty rude of you to try and -

Back me up on this, Dennis. You got a prenup with Maureen, right?

Hold on, fellas.

And would it be okay if you put your hands on top of mine...

Open-and-shut case, Dennis.

Oh, shit, and then the cops come and he gets -

Look, Jack, we just want to get back to where we were.

- You know? - Oh. Well, congratulations.

- Wow. - All yours.

Please show me some respect in front of your friends.

I'm sorry. How would you have heard that I was getting a divorce?

- Here it is. - What is this?

If I didn't know any better...