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Okay, well, I'm gonna need the car to get over there.
And since you would have been my best man, you should probably throw it for me. Yeah.
- No job at all. - Mmm.
- Please don't - - I don't want to though.
How are you not grasping this situation?
- Divorce! - What? What did you just say?
- This is where I take a shower. This is where I live, Dennis.
Why would you think that you needed to sign a phone bill?
and I'm inclined to agree with him.
I don't care.
- You think it's gonna be that easy, dude? - Well, yeah, of course.
What? Dennis, do not talk to me that way. I am your wife.
I-I froze up. He's great.
I just kidnapped Bill Ponderosa's kids.
- Ooh. Ouch. - Yeah.
Come in.
You're my boy toy. No, I'm not gonna leave our apartment -
Well, that was quick, guys.
- Oh, I don't work. - Oh.
And you also acquired Miss Ponderosa's debt.
- I knew you were seeing someone else! - Honey, no -
It was fun
Hello Hello
Yikes. Shit's getting pretty real for you, huh?
'Cause I remember marrying Maureen Ponderosa.
- She means business. - Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, not bad. Yeah, not bad. I'm getting a divorce.
That's the third morning in a row you've done that.
Now do I write the word "too," or should I write the number "2"?
You guys, uh, have any questions?
- I bring nothing to the table! - You bring nothing to the table!
Yeah, he's excellent. But he slapped a restraining order on us. We can't use him.