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- Divorce! - What? What did you just say?
Oh, not bad. Yeah, not bad. I'm getting a divorce.
And you also acquired Miss Ponderosa's debt.
Why would you think that you needed to sign a phone bill?
'Cause I remember marrying Maureen Ponderosa.
I-I froze up. He's great.
Come in.
Yeah, he's excellent. But he slapped a restraining order on us. We can't use him.
And since you would have been my best man, you should probably throw it for me. Yeah.
What? Dennis, do not talk to me that way. I am your wife.
You're my boy toy. No, I'm not gonna leave our apartment -
I just kidnapped Bill Ponderosa's kids.
Okay, well, I'm gonna need the car to get over there.
and I'm inclined to agree with him.
I don't care.
You guys, uh, have any questions?
Yikes. Shit's getting pretty real for you, huh?
How are you not grasping this situation?
- Ooh. Ouch. - Yeah.
- Please don't - - I don't want to though.
That's the third morning in a row you've done that.
- This is where I take a shower. This is where I live, Dennis.
- She means business. - Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
- I bring nothing to the table! - You bring nothing to the table!
- I knew you were seeing someone else! - Honey, no -
Well, that was quick, guys.
It was fun
- You think it's gonna be that easy, dude? - Well, yeah, of course.
Hello Hello
- No job at all. - Mmm.
- Oh, I don't work. - Oh.
Now do I write the word "too," or should I write the number "2"?