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Friends do not spy.
I'll be a doctor of diseases I'll help you with your sneezes
Very impressive. You speak Chinese like a native.
She's Gonna Be A Movie Star
Wwwwwwww
No. It is opening night tonight...
The publicity's started, and tickets are selling.
The panda bear is sitting there. He thinks to himself, This is odd.
But it'll be over soon.
the corn
A little slow and confused.
Keep the skates I just like runnin around in shorts
( hellhounds howling ) Cofi: Yeah, me too.
Dalmatian Hellhound: Hey guys, squishy bottom. ( Laughter )
Tell Piggy she's gonna be a star.
IWhere were you? We were all so worried.
I see we've had our breakfast, haven't we?
Neigh Chirp
How funny What life may bring
Seeing a show would be a pleasant way to spend time...
Kermit!
I'm sorry. I have to get a contract, so I can go out and kill them.
She's Jenny. She's a friend of Kermit's, and mine.
...and we open in two weeks? - No sweat. Come, Piggy. We'll find him.
Collie Hellhound: We wanna go home Labrador Retriever Hellhound: Yeah, Cofi, we wanna go home
Janice, everybody, please. I'm glad to see you too.
Crow: No!, No!, Run!, Don't Eat!, Run!, Run!
Frog and pig
(Piggy) Well, why don't you say so? (Kermit) I just
Kuken I röven
Randall
...to give him washy-scrubby.
Stay.
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Grammar is useful !! ;) I do.
(priest singing)
Pete, are you sure that Kermit wasn't at the bus terminal?
Don't Sound Like Tony Bennett To Me
Well, we're Kermit's friends.
The truth is, Phil, our jobs are on the line.
Hey, Phil, since you know the waiters, why don't you order for us.
- You do? - Yeah. Yeah, I love it.
Cancel the show!
...but the show has to open in two weeks.