Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's my James Earl Jones impression.

Shut it, Puckerman. We're here to talk business.

# Folks would kill to fill your shoes #

You know, there's only one "I" in "diva," Rachel, and that "I" is me.

# Or leave me #

# Hide it under a bushel No! #

there was- there was one moment.

Mr. Schuester, I think that our admiration for Coach Sylvester...

So close. So close. No.

After my humiliating failure to qualify for nationals...

- You must be happy. - Why is that?

That's what you missed on Glee.

as our team leader and arbiter of all that is good...

"Come back." Now, if we're gonna put it...

You're lucky I left my blowgun at home, air bags...

I agree with SpongeHair SquareChin. It's a stupid idea.

- Why not right now? - 'Cause I have to go get my cross-trainers.

Quinn's the best thing that's happened to me since I got to this school.

# And I'm like baby, baby, baby, oh #

I didn't kiss your girlfriend. She saved my life.

Sometimes you have to close your eyes and turn your head...

No hoodies. No pocket lesbian Bieber hair.

I'll color you yours any day.

Here's how I see it. I know I'm the hottest bitch in this joint.

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh #

that Justin Bieber's, like, the king of YouTube, with over a billion views.

Just when I thought we were friends.

This morning I woke up and decided to swallow the sun.

# Every single day I walk down the street #

but the only thing she won was Katie Couric's Loser of the Year.

Well, looks like you're back to your old self.

# Denied their candy #

I have more to offer the world than coming up with...

# Baby, listen #

Oh, Will. Charles Manson would have been a fun addition to your pack of losers.

they crash, and everything else by comparison is humdrum.

All right. Let's get right down to it.

is for my girlfriend, Quinn.

Crap. Santana told me to stop speaking Na'vi.

- that aren't geared toward 12-year-olds. - Good.

that you haven't felt yourself feel good about something?

- No. Her. What about her? - No. Her.