Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're all being tortured.
Excuse us. Lucifer, I--
I should have stayed home.
[scoffs, inhales deeply]
Clearly you don't think that--
What did April do? Come in here and whine?
-I'm sorry for my partner. -No, he's right.
I needed to get away. I couldn't take it anymore.
-If you insist on putting it that way. -But I-- I don't understand.
[woman] Things escalated lately.
Yes, of course, oh, this is all my fault.
Regardless of what's happened, we're family.
Kidnapped the woman that I-- [huffs]
Perhaps.
-All right, he's been a real ass. -Hmm.
I don't think that would be a good idea.
you'll love what I did with your squires on the second hole.
except you had a chip on yours so big you managed to self-actualize it.
But if things are going well for you, why would you threaten to destroy the Kingdom?
He was gone a while.
Look how quickly they turned on each other.
Father, is he--
Okay.
Lucifer, I know you.
Right.
I didn't really help there, did I?
all my children,
No, Father, this is all my fault.
I met Eve
Sorry I'm late!
[Linda laughing]
The Kingdom was built from the ground up by our father.
Doesn't mean I won't.
I was fully prepared to hunt you down and kick your ass is what.
And I'd never change that.
Couldn't you have just told us that's how we all work,
[scoffs]
You… are you.
He thinks it's the family. I--
Hey.
Go on, you were saying?
You have a futon, right?
so that you could deal with your issues and--
You got your own kingdom as a reward for bad behavior.
♪ I got a fever Running up a hundred degrees ♪
He's mortal, isn't he?
Yeah?
I really do. Um…
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Unh-unh. Just hold that thought.
Yes, it's you.
Feeling guilty about something, Juan?
And as depressing as that is, it explains…
and get one simple answer.
[Lucifer] And there it is.