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Whoa-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!
I'm sorry, I'm just really uncomfortable.
We've had a rivalry for years, but lately it's gotten pretty intense.
My angel baby is technically God's grandkid.
I've been there.
because of my mistakes.
which I totally forgot to mention.
One of the siblings, at least, found him mid-arson.
Very well, Mi-ka-el.
The most dysfunctional family ever.
[woman] Mini-golf was all Chris knew.
If only fatherhood was ever that easy.
Yeah, I'm gonna get some options. Okay.
I figured Chris had to be a spy.
That's actually not what I said.
A game of rounders in the park? A little push on the swings?
And how much you've screwed us up.
[clears throat]
It burned so fast. [shudders]
Because everyone has one except me.
And look what Lucifer did to my face.
Uh, did you have any grievances with Chris?
[shouting]
Lucifer. I thought you needed space.
Because I'm leaving town.
So you stole gas from Hole in Juan,
I noticed Lucifer's not here.
Please, Father.
You have?
[engine powers off]
Updating the books.
Pass. Hard pass.
and you go right back to being a spoiled child,
[clamoring]
Yeah!
What next?
I swear.
I mean, Lucifer isn't mature enough.
Do you need a drink?
Ooh!
[sighs] He must have seen us.
Yeah, his confession doesn't add up.
Well, go on, then.
Right.
And she told us she didn't know anything about it.
[scoffs] Frustrating, isn't he?
you had to ruin his life as well?
I'm sorry you didn't get what you wanted.
No, he's probably just projecting his latest issues.
Is that why you've always been so cryptic?
Isn't the universe gonna collapse with your you-like powers on Earth?
Detective, I'm sorry. [exhales]
Ruin his life?
I don't understand. What good is apologizing to a dead body?
-Right. -[exhales]
so I'm giving him space, but he'll figure it out.
I knew what you were about to say, and then I blinked, and, well,
No, I mean…
I have a good reason.
But instead, it's just made me realize one simple truth.
Whatsoever.
Hey. Um, can I talk to you for a second?