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[thunder crashing]
So it's just you and me.
Can't?
[shudders]
Well, everything apart from you.
-Yes, but, Father, I-- -You know what?
And this was the youngest son.
But it makes sense.
Actually, it's…
We always pranked each other. He stole our balls.
For all of us.
No, that wasn't exactly what I was saying. [sighs] As usual--
♪ I am a real king Gather 'round and follow my lead ♪
No!
-[door opens, closes] -[sighs]
[chuckles]
Being here gives me an idea.
or at least I thought…
-Yeah. -Who's the cutest little baby?
It's… okay.
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
And you'd do anything for your son, wouldn't you?
You know what I think, hmm?
[thunder rumbles]
But one fatherly slap on the back
Take me instead.
Um, no, sorry.
-That's not what he said. -[Lucifer] He didn't say yes, did he?
He hit his head on the concrete.
So, what you're saying is
I mean, it was an accident, but…
[man] Another mini-golf course a couple of blocks away.
You know, I was supposed to give you space
I know it sounds silly.
[Lucifer and woman chuckle]
that he was a failure?
Okay. I'm off. -You're not joining us, Linda?
who made his life a living hell?
They're the reason he left in the first place.
Please.
and, um, when-when you're ready,
I know that Dad has been a bit careless in the past, distant.
A confession, if you will.
Michael never pretends to be Amenadiel. They look nothing alike.
Mmm!
Well, intuit yourself somewhere else.
…you deserve to hear those three words back.
I wasn't there the entire night.
[chuckles]
That was beautiful, Linda.
-He's projecting his latest issues. -What, and that's a good thing?
I'm sorry, Father, but we shouldn't be surprised.
[sighs] I'm sorry you didn't either.
I made your favorite drink.
-♪ Going down in history ♪ - ♪ History… ♪
Not less.
The Old Testament wrath.
-But you're just here. -[exhales]
[sighs] Apparently so.
I don't wanna leave Earth until we've all talked.