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[engines revving]
Becoming your own man.
You have that look on your face.
He is behind every bad thing that's ever happened to me!
Hey, so, uh, what happened back at the precinct?
What?
he couldn't shake the love of the game.
[Charlie cooing]
Yes, anything.
When I don't wanna lie, I don't answer the question.
then I really have failed.
and hey, guys, you have to play in the Family War Zone.
I dropped by the, uh, Kingdom last night.
You know, Larry was always jealous of Chris.
-That's right. -[chuckles]
maybe that's part of the reason he is a bad father.
I would like to instead ask you one simple question
I saw Chris take a gas can from the shed.
-[rock and roll playing on piano] -[cheering]
the wayward son rebelled against the family, forged his own path,
Michael has made quite a mess here on Earth.
-For either of us. -[whooshing]
So, you know, no parallel.
I'm the father of--
[door opens, closes]
On Earth.
Well, of course it is. [scoffs]
do you love us?
All I wanted to do was burn that toxic place down.
but they say they didn't see any struggle or hear any arguments.
[softly] Chloe, I am so sorry.
and rather than fight that, I thought I would use that to help you.
I just want him to admit to the fact that he's a bad father.
[Amenadiel sighs] Right.
Thank you, God, for this food and the company, and…
I think you messed up when you made demons.
[scoffs] So you were willing to sacrifice yourself for your own children?
Ah, well, if you appreciate that,
three sons who want their father's love.
Go on, go ahead, Dad, blame it all on me, like always.
We rearranged his putt-putt statues in suggestive positions.
Chris came to you for a job?
Want a drink?
looking like the perfect son.
Okay?
-We're good. -What do we have?
and the Goddess of all creation.
Hi.
Hmm. He seems more like an Amenadiel to me.
then suddenly, it all came into place.
Where is everybody?
He signed it.
[God] Son.
-It's "Michael"! -Is it?
[Lucifer] There he is.
Wonderful meal with family.
Yeah, we found traces of ZX3 in the fuel that burned down the Kingdom.
Yeah, I was getting lit up by a bunch of tweens in my new laser tag arena,