Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, if you're gonna be a doctor, you gotta have one of these here so tickets to hang up on your wall.

Your Uncle Jen don't know chills from chigger bites.

I'll save the little girl.

Pa, Grady and Jethro's are coming.

He don't know the grip from the pip.

Oh, that means everybody.

Let's see if we can't come up with a few more of those really big ones.

Hey, Granny, how about buying me one to be a brain surgeon?

I wouldn't tell you if you did ask.

What seems to be your trouble?

Maybe that would have cured them.

Then why are you all dooted up like this?

What's this get-up supposed to be?

Yeah, but... I don't need your charity, Jed Plampett.

Pa, Pa, come quick!

The one with the fancy piece of paper that says he knows everything.

Well, that's what I heard.

Nervous little thing, ain't she?

Hey, you graduated quicker than Uncle Jeb, and it didn't even take you a half hour.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

What's all the shouting about down there?

Right on the front page.

Now listen, I want you to comb that alumni list again.

Oh, ma'am, don't you want to put her clothes on?

Makes no sense at all.