Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

To get your Uncle Jed to wear that nightshirt and put a lampshade on his head.
And if there's enough left over, I'll take one for brain surgery, too.
You wear this when you receive your degree.
Well, me and him went over to Paul's movie studio.
Nurse, clear this ward.
I'll help you, Jed.
Stand back, please.
One million dollars.
He's back.
No, wait a minute.
Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
Ha!
Maybe you'd like to tell me what heals you.
Nurse, don't you never whistle and yell, hey, Jethro, at me.
Indeed it is.
And as long as it is, I'm going to buy me one of them half-hour doctor certificates.
Asked me the craziest darn fool questions you ever did hear.
Texas tea.
She's about to bust your door.
Clampett.
Worst case of heartburn I ever did see!
To that greedy college.
Did you call me, Granny?