Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How do you cure the vapors?

You got the name, now you play the game.

Why did the three of you put together couldn't take a wart off a nilpickle?

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

What you doing, boy?

There's a woman waiting to see Granny, and she's stripped down to her fancy underwear.

Yes, ma'am, Granny.

We love you, too.

Don't let that squirrely TV doctor get his hands on her.

You're the one who knows all that stuff.

Get your part of the truck out of the way.

I don't care who cranny her.

But I reckon it's like the old saying goes, nothing graces a chute like money.

I don't want nothing.

I can tell you right off that we gotta change what you eat.

All right, folks.

Here you are, Mr. Clampett.

Oh, if that's that little girl, you might as well bring her right on in here to the operating room and letting young Dr. Bodine go right to work on her.

Come on, give me your wing.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

That's what he eats, Granny.

Yeah, like Pa done yesterday.

Well, I'm afraid, uh... Well, you see, a doctor's degree is very rarely bestowed.

Oh, you pretty little darling.

Well, I ain't a gonna do it.

If your husband's aim wasn't so bad, we'd have an awful mess here.