Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on in, everybody!
You speak when you're spoke to.
Oil, that is.
Come on, boy.
Watch me for tempo, and remember the signals.
Of course not.
You see, Granny was honing for some gopher gravy.
Have them come in and wait.
I'm coming.
Mr. Clampett, what an honor and a pleasure.
That's me, Granny.
Oh, it's not to take home.
Ready to operate, huh?
Where's Jethro going?
Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.
Please, ma'am, not all the way.
Oh, this here's the way them there doctors wash their hands on television.
Cast her?
Why, I had to turn away a whole busload of sick folks because you wasn't here.
That's what I thought, until they put me in that white doctor's coat.
And then... Well, can't we stop for a moment?
Did you hear that?
I've been doctorin' over 50 years and they give the certificate to Jim.
Stop that kind of talk.
Well, like I told you before, you're the doctor, not me.
Please.
Oh, well, uh, that'll be up to Granny.
Sorry, Granny, you'll have to leave.
No, sir.
Well, Mr. College Doctor, ain't you going to hang up your fancy certificate on the wall and commence healing sick folks?
Now there's what you call sterilized clean.
Well, I couldn't tell him that, it's short.
Where are you going, Granny?
That's a graduating from college outfit.