Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's too old for me.
No, it makes me wanna sing.
and they're not even hooking up or anything.
Oh God, Connie. I want that for me.
I guess it's because I'm, like, becoming a big, studly man too.
Oh, you came so close to touching her sweet socialist sweater sausages.
♪ I gotta blow some steam ♪
-You've unleashed a monster on this town. -Oh God.
It's dark. It's private,
Ladies, ladies, there's enough of my small, strong body for all of you.
See how he's just standing there and, like, blinking occasionally?
So Judd will have to hook up with you.
But you live at home with your father who wants to remove your penis?
"Dear Sugarpuss…"
You open that door now.
-Oh. -Oh shit.
Brittany, your turn.
[all panting]
[laughing]
♪ I'm gonna explode! ♪
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but the answer is… my penis.
-Elijah. I just moved here from Virginia. -Oh.
♪ I'm so horny ♪
♪ But honestly, how can I begin to care? ♪
Turn it off before I stab you in the eye with this fork.
Please, just let us take our pervert and go home.
Yes, I feel the same way.
No, Jay. We're rolling towards the edge of the cliff.
You mean that old Christmas tree?
Hey, Bernie, do you think maybe you might wanna be my girlfriend?
♪ I gotta blow this joint ♪
♪ How I crave a human touch ♪
♪ Welcome to my parents' house ♪
Dozens of dark corners to get absolutely nasty.
Like taking candy from a baby.
"But while I'm here, might I snack on that ass?"