Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[chuckles]
we have an exclusive with a student who saw Ms. Benitez at a laundromat.
-Is that Andrew? -Lola, what happened to your bangs?
Um, Jay, maybe we could find a more private place to hook up.
Enjoy your hookup culture, everybody.
Why is your shirt off?
Okay, Missy. It's gonna be stupid,
So fucking long.
Oh no, my dad actually considers me to be a virus.
♪ Pretty woman ♪
It's a new year, so it's a new me.
Your penis or your meme!
♪ My mom left out some snackies ♪
He's a man with a motor vehicle and a license to kill… that pussy.
Well, well, well, look who accepted my follow request. Little Mel Gibson.
No, that having the hookup house could actually be pretty sweet.
I know. This is unprecedented.
That if your dick is rotting,
Oh, please. If I had a dime for every time I tumble-tooted,
♪ You seem like a keeper ♪
Holy shit, I'm so fucking horny for you.
♪ I'm drowning in an ocean Of lonely isolation ♪
I can't stop thinking about the last time we were together. We came so close to--
-Uh, hey, guys, you remember Jay? -Hello.
-Oh, my baby. -[Andrew grunting, groaning]
Ugh, Rick, how am I supposed to hook up if everyone's hiding in the corner?
I also watched you sleep
No, I'm not, like, forcing you, but if you want, let's check it out.
I'll call you back.
Maybe we should just call it.
Yeah. What's his deal?
Ooh, ooh. The baby, it's jerking off.
I mean, and I don't know if I have the body for this.
Is that the kind of stuff
Okay. Before we go in, you have a leaf in your hair.
Enough chit-chat, Birch. Let's fucking suck face.
Him? I think he's just an extra.
A horny robot boyfriend with his own pants car.
It's not the amount of people you hook up with that makes you a man.
Ta-da!
Sir, I would watch that.
No. My mom and I are finally talking again.
and I'll show you my little lump of coal.
Yeah, I saw the commercial.